January 31, 2015. On this particular night, a handful of prospective time travelers have arrived early to witness the opening of the time portal which will offer them safe passage to their time-jump to the year 1985... but wait! It seems there's an unexpected task at hand.  Pulling out their cellphones, they're asked to serve as impromtu video-camera operators for a one-song, acoustic-rockin', duet-performance micro-gig. Tonight, our performers are none other than mild-mannered dermatologist Russ Skinlines, M.D. (the purported alter-ego of Captain Cutaneum) and his mondo-talented son Rockford Lines, Esquire. Tonight's song: "She Left Me At The Arcade." ​

A special thanks to those in attendance, especially the brave Cutaneumites who forwarded their excellent cellphone vids to us afterwards.  Without them, this momentous rock n roll moment would be lost forever. 

CURRENT LABORATORY PROJECTION:

The time portal to the arcade last opened 02/09/2018.

No portal activity is detected at this time.

  



     


Welcome to the homepage of Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

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Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

ATTENTION: TIME TRAVELERS





660 N. Gilbert Rd, Gilbert, Arizona, U.S.A. 85234

"A SOMETIMES-OPEN-FOR-BUSINESS, TIME-PORTAL-DEPENDENT, RETROCADE EXPERIENCE"

VIDEO: SHE LEFT ME AT THE ARCADE 

Here's how it happened to our hero:

Q:  What if you suddenly had access to a time portal to the year 1985?  What would you do?
A:  You'd grab your friends and hit an awesome arcade! Duh! 

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Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

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