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CURRENT LABORATORY PROJECTION:

The time portal to the arcade last opened

April 6, 2018. At present, there is 

no detectable sign of the next opening. 

  



     


Welcome to the homepage of Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

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arcade 85

arcade '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

ATTENTION: TIME TRAVELERS





660 N. Gilbert Rd, Gilbert, Arizona, U.S.A. 85234

"A SOMETIMES-OPEN-FOR-BUSINESS, TIME-PORTAL-DEPENDENT, RETROCADE EXPERIENCE"

Here's how it happened to our hero:

Q:  What if you suddenly had access to a time portal to the year 1985?  What would you do?
A:  You'd grab your friends and hit an awesome arcade! Duh! 


Captain Cutaneum and the Ultraviolet Radiation Patrol


Arcade85

a rock'n'roll album by

Song #1

Ginger Grant (a love song from the professor)

...and let's not forget the arcade itself:


Arcade85