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The portal to 1985 will be open Friday (24Oct2025)

8pm-11 

Welcome to the homepage of Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

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Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

ATTENTION: TIME TRAVELERS

660 N. Gilbert Rd, Gilbert, Arizona, U.S.A. 85234

"A SOMETIMES-OPEN-FOR-BUSINESS, TIME-PORTAL-DEPENDENT, RETROCADE EXPERIENCE"

Here's how it happened to our hero:

Q:  What if you suddenly had access to a time portal to the year 1985?  What would you do?
A:  You'd grab your friends and hit an awesome arcade! Duh!