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The time portal to the arcade last opened October 23, 2021.

We do not know when it will open next.

For updates, contact the Captain with your email address.


Welcome to the homepage of Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Q:  What if you suddenly had access to a time portal to the year 1985?  What would you do?
A:  You'd grab your friends and hit an awesome arcade! Duh! 

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Here's how it happened to our hero:

660 N. Gilbert Rd, Gilbert, Arizona, U.S.A. 85234

ATTENTION: TIME TRAVELERS

arcade 85

arcade 85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

arcade '85

"A SOMETIMES-OPEN-FOR-BUSINESS, TIME-PORTAL-DEPENDENT, RETROCADE EXPERIENCE"