Here's how it happened to our hero:

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Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Q:  What if you suddenly had access to a time portal to the year 1985?  What would you do?
A:  You'd grab your friends and hit an awesome arcade! Duh! 

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

CURRENT LABORATORY PROJECTION:‚Äč

The time portal to the arcade last opened April 12, 2019.

It isn't expected to open again until the return of nicer

weather (a temperature dependent phenomenon).


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"A SOMETIMES-OPEN-FOR-BUSINESS, TIME-PORTAL-DEPENDENT, RETROCADE EXPERIENCE"

Welcome to the homepage of Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

ATTENTION: TIME TRAVELERS

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660 N. Gilbert Rd, Gilbert, Arizona, U.S.A. 85234